HELLO! I'm a writer/musician/father in the Midwest, locked down with no income during the ongoing Coronavirus situation. To keep the lights on and feed myself and my kids — and to help spread some cheer in these uneasy times — I am launching the ONE DOLLAR JOKE SERVICE.

Just send your email address and $1 to onedollarjokeservice@gmail.com (via PayPal) and I will email you one joke. Send $5 and I will email you a new joke each day for five days, and so on! I will keep sending out jokes for as long as people keep sending dollars. Jokes will be clean and apolitical.

As a bonus, I will pledge a dime of every dollar to Feeding America, the nation's largest domestic hunger-relief organization, working extra hard to assist local food banks during the crisis.

THANK YOU! NOW LET'S HAVE A LAUGH!